Campaign Launched to Purchase Constitution for President Bush
The satire website crystalair.com has launched a campaign to purchase a replacement copy of the U.S. Constitution for President George W. Bush. Company officials are of the belief that President Bush has mislaid or somehow lost his copy of the Constitution and is in need of a replacement copy.
PR9.NET June 27, 2006 - BOSTON, Mass. -- The Massachusetts-based satire website crystalair.com, a division of Crystal Air Productions, has launched an aggressive campaign to purchase a replacement copy of the U.S. Constitution for President George W. Bush.
In the spirit of freedom and independence, the campaign kicks off just in time for the 4th of July holiday. Donations will be accepted at www.crystalair.com during the next several months to purchase a beautifully framed copy of the Constitution that the President can proudly hang in the Oval Office.
Additionally, donors will have the opportunity to write a personal message to President Bush, which will be delivered to him along with the new copy of the Constitution. Site co-founders Christopher Adams and Richard Gray have been satirizing the President for various blunders and gaffes during his term in office and have taken note of how often Constitutional law is overlooked by President Bush and his administration.
"It's patently obvious to us that at some point, President Bush must have lost his copy of the Constitution," says Gray. "Without a good copy of the Constitution, it's easy to violate the First, Fourth, Sixth and Eighth Amendments. It is our civic duty to our fellow Americans to take up this cause and help President Bush."
Adams notes that the campaign will serve two purposes: "To give the President a handy reference guide when making important decisions and to provide an outlet for the American people to vent by their comments and the gesture itself."
Anyone interested in contributing to this noble cause is encouraged to visit Crystal Air Productions at www.crystalair.com. A portion of the proceeds will benefit select reading and literacy programs.
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About Crystal Air Productions
Crystal Air Productions is a Massachusetts-based company that provides a daily dose of news parody and satire via its website, crystalair.com.
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